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Toddler Property Laws

Toddler Property Laws

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be your in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
8. If I think it's mine, it's mine.
9. If it's your and I steal it, it's mine.
10. If I...

Oops! Sorry, I goofed. Instead of reading the Toddler Property Laws, I've been reading Microsoft's business plan.

Created: 1-May-1998, Last updated: 9-March-1999

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