Temperence Campaign Assistant Opening
The Church of What's Happening Now
621 Faith Boulevard
Tulsa, OK 61235
Dear (insert name)
Perhaps you have heard of me and my nation wide campaign, in the case of temperance. Each you fo rthe lat 14 I have made a tour of (list of states), and have delivered a series of lectures on the evils of drinking.
On this tour I have been accompanied by a young friend and assistant - Clyde Lindstone. Clyde is a young man of good family and excellent background, and is a pathetic example of a life ruind by excessive indulgence in Whiskey and women. Clyde would appear with me at the lectures, sit on the platform, wheezing and staring at the audience through bloodshot eyes, seating profusely, picking his nose, passing ags, and making obscene gestures, while I would poing him out as an example of what over indulgence can do to a person using the devile's brew!
Last Fall, unfortunately, Clyde passed away. A mutal friend has given me your name I was wondering if you would be available to take Clyde's place on my Summer Tour?
Yours in Faith
camilian since 1-May-1998
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