Why Ask Why

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Why Ask Why

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive.
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there intersate higways in Hawaii?
Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would mile come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a hieght, what would happen?
You know how most packages say "open here." What is teh protocol if the package ways, "open somewhere else?"
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Why do they but Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you trasport something by ship, it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't the make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

More Why Ask Why

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why do they call them "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids?"
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?
I went to the bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Created: 18-December-1998, Last Updated: 9-March-1999

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