Ole's Norwegian Medical Dictionary

Annaly - Occurring yearly Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work

Artery - Study of paintings Medical Staff - Doctor's cane

Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria Morbid - Higher offer

Barium - What doctors do when treatment fails Nitrate - Cheaper than day rate

Bowel - Letter like A, E, I, O U Node - Was aware of

Caesarian Section - A District in Rome Outpatient - Person who has fainted

Catarrh - Stringed instrument Pap Smear - Fatherhood test

Cat Scan - Searching for Kitty Prostate - Flat on you back

Cauterize - Made eye contact with her Protein - Favoring young people

Colic - A sheep dog Recovering Room - Place to do upholstery

Coma - A punctuation mark Rectum - Dan near killed 'em

D & C - Where Washington is Rheumatic - Amorous

Diarrhea - Journal of Daily events Scar - Rolled tobacco leaf

Dilate - To live long Secretion - Hiding anything

Enema - Not a friend Seizure - Roman Emperor

Fester - Quicker Serology - Study of Knighthood

Fibula - Small lie Tablet - Small table

Genital - Non-Jewish Terminal Illness - Sickness at the airport

G.I. Series - Soldier's ball game Tibia - Country in North Africa

Grippe - Suitcase Tumor - An extra pair

Hangnail - Coat Hook Urine - Opposite of "you're out"

High Colonic - Jewish religious holiday Varicose - Located nearby

Impotent - Distinguished; well known Vein - Conceited

Intense Pain - Torture in the teepee

Ole's Norwegian Medical Dictionary Additions 9-March-1999

Benign - What you be after you be eight.
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative - A letter carrier.

Created: 16-July-1998, Last Updated: 9-March-1999

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Annaly - Occurring yearly	Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
Artery - Study of paintings	Medical Staff - Doctor's cane
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria	Morbid - Higher offer
Barium - What doctors do when treatment fails	Nitrate - Cheaper than day rate
Bowel - Letter like A, E, I, O U	Node - Was aware of
Caesarian Section - A District in Rome	Outpatient - Person who has fainted
Catarrh - Stringed instrument	Pap Smear - Fatherhood test
Cat Scan - Searching for Kitty	Prostate - Flat on you back
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her	Protein - Favoring young people
Colic - A sheep dog	Recovering Room - Place to do upholstery
Coma - A punctuation mark	Rectum - Dan near killed 'em
D & C - Where Washington is	Rheumatic - Amorous
Diarrhea - Journal of Daily events	Scar - Rolled tobacco leaf
Dilate - To live long	Secretion - Hiding anything
Enema - Not a friend	Seizure - Roman Emperor
Fester - Quicker	Serology - Study of Knighthood
Fibula - Small lie	Tablet - Small table
Genital - Non-Jewish	Terminal Illness - Sickness at the airport
G.I. Series - Soldier's ball game	Tibia - Country in North Africa
Grippe - Suitcase	Tumor - An extra pair
Hangnail - Coat Hook	Urine - Opposite of "you're out"
High Colonic - Jewish religious holiday	Varicose - Located nearby
Impotent - Distinguished; well known	Vein - Conceited
Intense Pain - Torture in the teepee