Webmistress' Note--This was sent via fax a several years ago, circa 1996. Therefore the author's information is unknown.
Psychiatric Hotline Recorded Greeting
Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want, so just stay on the line until we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
camilian since 1-May-1998
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