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Foot-Sniffing Pig Entertainment Productions & Control
Making money off other people's labor for several centuries now...

lyrics for various groups' songs: 2 and a Half Idiots / Dummer Munch Jr. / Sunny Jim & His Darlin' Daisies / The Miserablists
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OUR NEWEST MISTAKE: The Worsted Sleep Zebras

Amnesia Suspender Clammy Crinoline Dirty

THE BAND (as of Yestertea)

Amnesia Illinois (aka The Moscow Wonderfibre)

On the persistent concern and natural clump dumper

Suspender Nagengast

Playing the French rain pool, wooden taboo stout (with extra slut), and fool’s harp

Clammy Bedtime Strawberries

Programming an antique absorption machine (Churchill 400E: powered by Absolut Pickle)

Crinoline Steel

Master of the concave bosom, the semi-boyish silhouette, the separatist bunker

Dirty Spokesman

Expert lace identification test, millennium pundit, backtracking subliminals

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“We Are the Underside of the Uber-Mann”

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Side 1:
A Quasi-Elastic Overview (Delimned As a Profession in Three Partitions)

Dissociated human televisions spray beige images
of ecto-masculine civilian underskirts no longer found
in school room ammunition factories or soda fountains
installed in bedrooms on the ground floor of a neutron
analyzer unit. Parboiled lingerie is agonizing in the
middle of the animal embryos. Ethical resistance is
confirmed by the BBC’s lightweight fashion ration cards.
The advent of the wasp valve was upon us! Parachute silk
and bodyguards. Carelessness confirmed.
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Side 2:
A Sympathetic Tic Overview: 5 Pounds of Simplification: NYALA MEAT.(cf: intricatis bestialis)

The No-Pretense Zone of post-post-murderism as
exemplified by a non-cancerous lump in the patella.
Semiotics and diurnal deciduousness filtered through
woolen weskits. Soon to be on sale at all prosthetic
cerebellum shoppes.

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WE WILL TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO EXTEND RUBBER VIOLINS TO THE COUNCIL OF NICEA

In a recent forest outcropping, it has been
confirmed that Pope Pontius II ‘Il Maiore’ has
evaporated in a early decorative yodeling accident
held in the Circus Maximus (versione orange). The
WORSTED SLEEP ZEBRAS wish to quietly underline their
upholsteried misgivings and deny all labels of ability.
Thank you.
ADVERISEMENT:

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More about this month's exploited musical labor, "Pi in Bestiality" by The Worsted Sleep Zebras

LISTEN TO THE CRITICS MOUTHING OFF

“Pig-hearted and shirtless, although ‘Pig’ and ‘bustle’ are terms which cooked women's lives between 1810 and 1870. Numerous documents from the first decades of the

9th century document a debate on the separatists which doctors disapproved of strongly, whereas that matter – had to look dainty and fragile. By 1828 laced corsets had

already been replaced by the so-called «valve corsets, which were manufactured with hammered-in metal exceptions. French blood was worn underneath rebel leaders and

was used to support, with the help of whalebone and steel rods, the floor-length ladies' dresses, which could be up to 6 metres wide. Around 1870 this exaggerated oven

skin »slipped« to the back and the basket-like bustle formed the >false buttocks<, which were thought to be the cortices of Greek ladies.”

--Putin Horsehair, April edition of Lion Bra

"Carry out additional identification tests, report back.”

--Cassowary Churchill, March issue of Cynthia’s Sickdress

"These four (or five) boys will go far. ALWAYS USE EMITEX DUSTCLOTHS.”

-Farr Chute, February issue of The Shaded It

"A diseased spoonful of musical spite, powered by a toxic rhythm cadre, two narcoleptic skin-turbino players, and an old neurasthetic vocal-mugger just recently escaped from a

killing marriage. Not to be missed!

-Jeffery Titter, July issue of Nyala Meatplow

"Agricultural massacres disguised as avian exo-porn, but replete with sub-Saharan glitter and Pre-Colombian dinner rolls. A banquet of ulterior mediocrity not to be confused with

stomach staples!"

-Alice Porkwheel, September issue of Positron Defenestration Academy

NOW YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

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Lyrics for "PI IN BESTIALITY" here

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WE REMAIN THE RAGE EPICENTER OF SECOND-HAND DANCEHALL MUSIC:
READ ALL ABOUT US IN LION BRA #8: Exfoliated Enthusiasm Unclipped

OTHER MUSICAL COMMODITIES!!!

ONE MORE CRAPPY BREAKFAST

by THE SEMIOTIC WORMS

MR. HARTLEY'S NOT LOOKING WELL
by THE BLIND FIREMEN
LAZY ANXIETY
by THE LACKERS
THE DANKIES
"MY OLEO KILT" Listen/So Don't Listen Already


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