Teenage Waitress Washing Machine (Mudpuppy/Junke)
performed by 2 and a Half Idiots: Mudpuppy (acoustic guitar, vocals), Junke (lead guitar, drums, vocals), Tentpole (vocals)
 
 
Hoi hoi
Teenage waitress washing machine
Teenage waitress washing machine
The Happy Monster beats the Sad Hero
Take your places
Go Zero Go!
Go Zero Go
 
Hoi hoi
Teenage waitress washing machine
Teenage waitress washing machine
Jelly A-bomb in Cracker Bureau
Take your places
Go Zero Go!
Go Zero Go!
 
We’re
The girls in the sweet white jam
They’re
The boys with the sticky hands
We
Like lots of empty romance
They’re
So funny in their robotic pants
Come on!
 
Hoi hoi
Teenage waitress washing machine
Teenage waitress washing machine
Joyful Monkey loves Blank Nero
Take your places
Go Zero Go!
Go Zero Go!
Go Zero go!
Go Zero go!
Go Zero go!
 
We’re
The boys in the Skinner Box
We’re
The girls walking the wok
Oh yes
Oh yes
Oh yes
Oh yes
Come on!
 
Teenage waitress washing machine
Teenage waitress washing machine
Teenage waitress washing machine
Teenage waitress washing machine 

 

 

Let Me Watch You Limp (Tentpole/Junke)
 
 
Woman with a clubfoot
Love of my life
I’m gonna make you
My clubfooted wife
I’m sorta stupid
And you’re just a gimp
C’mon and give me a kiss
C’mon I like it like this
I’ll sparkle like flint
C’mon and let me watch you limp
Oh oh
Let me watch you limp
Oh oh yeah
Let me watch you limp
 
The common pedestrian
Just isn’t my style
Beautiful movement
Pales after awhile
I really love you
I’m not some perv pimp
C’mon just get up and go
C’mon and give me a show
How could it be a sin?
C’mon and let me watch you limp
Oh oh
Let me watch you limp
Oh oh yeah
Just let me watch you limp