Why aren't you watching TV?
This is Felix. The old Felix. I don't like the new Felix.
If you found this page you either; A) know me,
or B) are a hopeless geek who really needs to get out more.
My current favorite phrase People who think they are profound usually aren't.
You cannot incent anyone to do anything. Incent is not a word. You can provide incentive and you can incite a riot but you cannot incent.
The requisite links...
Elvis is my hero. I wish he wasn't dead.
If you are offended by any of this you should go away immediately and never come back.
I still think people with their own web pages are geeks.
You can send me e-mail at pat@zanmiller.com but I probably won't respond.
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