A Brief history of my family and I.

• Born in Minnesota, 1965.
• Graduated High School, 1984.
• Married, 1985.
• Jennifer Born, 1985
• Enlisted Navy, 1985
• Vallejo, California, 1986.
• Max Born, 1987
• Norfolk, Virginia, 1988.
• Legally Separated, 1988
• Divorced, with full physical custody, 1989
• Honorably Discharged from Navy, 1989.
• Woodbury, Minnesota, 1990.
• Started school: Pre-Engineering, 1990
• Hired as Engineering Tech at ITI, 1990
• Bought Home, 1992
• Connected to InterNet, 1993
• Started yet another Web consulting business, 1994.
• Actually got so bored that I wrote this, 1995