Basho's Summer Cottage Seen Floating Above Loserville

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Job Training Dismissed As "Dumb" Emetic Derrick, Assistant Secretary for Regional Dys-Employment and Losers, Department of Boredom, discussed job un-training Wednesday. "If nobody is capable of working, we will have more losers to blame for our mistakes."      No argument possible there! Not that we go in for that sort of stuff...
	Oh Look! There goes Bingo to the left! (Investigation is now pending but not to be expected).
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UGGAMUGGADOODLE Good President Basho Congratulates Kitten  For Scaling Tall Red Curtains To Moon President Basho Rictus Threepins on Wednesday said, "...Most of all, the people love kittens and lots of them. Kittens is cute. Welcome to the cute kittens. Hello! Is there any of them cute kittens around here? Oh, look! They're up there on the red curtains! Ha Ha Ha!"
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President Eats A Big Sandwich and Takes a Long Nap
	President Basho Turgid Threepins on Wednesday ate a three-foot sub from a local deli. Clown Ranch insiders said that it appeared to be tuna, but it might have been chicken. A further cursory investigation is pending but not really expected. Meanwhile, the President seemed saddened by the story of a big fire somewhere. So he took a nap. "The President is often fatigued by his efforts to care," said Democratic Senator Hump, as he plumped Basho's pillow, embroidered with scenes from "Passion Of Christ."
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What's A "Press"?      Press Barricade Scooter T. Yurtmat was quizzical Tuesday at the exact nature of the press, which he had thought was a rough sort of whiskey-making device used by nomads.        "Oh, I sure got that one wrong," the swinish Scooter said as he headed for the Poverty Dumping Grounds out behind the Poppy Garden.

THERE IS SO LITTLE TO BE SEEN

DON'T BE CAUGHT SEEING IT!!!!

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President Participates in A Dull Meandering Conversation with A Corporate Lion President Basho Hardehar Threepins on Wednesday spoke to a corporate lion which had wandered onto the patio of the Clown Ranch  from a nearby Protest Containment Crate. "I must admit that the discussion was unusually dull, " said the President," although he did have several good points as to the viability of a flying pair of pants which might revolutionize urban transportation in the 20st century, if and when we get there.".

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Not enough room for all the loose lies here, so we have opened up a warehouse just south of the Beltway (near the Corpse Dump and Education Dismantlement arena). All files have been efficiently microminiaturized using a fsith-based program, and stored on wax paper tongue models with little pins stuck in to represent the taste buds. Democratic Senator Misling and Mildly Independent Congressman Spuz have agreed to let YOU (the people) pay for the upkeep and eventual disposal of the files. Have a nice day and remember "He who is to be truly free must be truly ignorant." We didn't make up the rules... Get used to it. We have.